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Outtakes from Funny Anti-Jokes

The website Inherently Funny has
received hundreds of submissions
for funny anti-jokes.

Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.

Anti-Joke

Why Could the Toilet Paper Not Cross the Road?

Because it was in a butthole.

November 2, 2022

Anti-Joke

Why Did the Baker Have Brown Hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.

May 26, 2021

Anti-Joke

What’s Brown?

Poop.

April 13, 2020

Anti-Joke

What’s the difference between my brother’s brain and a piece of poo?

Nothing.

July 30, 2019

Anti-Joke

What illness killed the frog with a stapler through its butt?

Poop.

January 24, 2019

Anti-Joke

What looks like poop? Tastes like poop? Smells like poop? And feels like poop?

A potato.

November 15, 2018

Anti-Joke

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It was stuck in somebody’s butthole. Do you get it?

November 13, 2018

Anti-Joke

What did the elephant say to the river?

Give me water to wash my child.

January 11, 2018

Anti-Joke

Why do dogs not wear clothes?

Maybe they like being naked.

October 30, 2017

Anti-Joke

Why is Grandma sitting in the street?

The hot asphalt feels nice on her butt.

October 30, 2017

Anti-Joke

When we were little, we used to ask people “Are you cool?” and if they said yes, we would all laugh and be like “Ha, constipated overweighted old lady.”

I have just realized now that one can not be C.O.O.L., you have to be a cool, otherwise it is wrong.

September 8, 2017

Anti-Joke

What do you you get when you cross a bull and and a box of eggs?

The bull, quite cross, proceeded to stampede over the eggs in frustration. Then he attempted to raise a hoof in victory, but ended up falling down and cracking his ribs. He was then seared by a fatally fresh omelette, which probably came from a passerby chef who was enraged at the bull that ran over his priceless donkey eggs. He was then arrested by a wildlife ranger, who accused him of killing the endangered Eggbull. He was then sentenced to 20 years in jail. In the meantime, the stock market crashed because of the ridiculous price of the donkey eggs.

August 27, 2017

Anti-Joke

Why was 9 afraid of 7?

Well, 9 and 7 had a relationship at middle school and 9 cheated on 7 for 8 and 7 was mad at 9 because 8 was 7's best friend but 8 was liked by 9 and 9 liked 7 then liked 8 and then 9 was a serial killer, so… yeah.

August 7, 2017

Anti-Joke

Why was little Billy sad?

Because a wizard just ate his toes.

August 5, 2017

Anti-Joke

What do you call poop on someone’s head?

Poop head.

June 29, 2017

Anti-Joke

Why did the bomb go tick?

Because it as an alarm clock.

May 21, 2017

Anti-Joke

Why is this so funny to me?

A diamond walked into a bar, the bartender screamed and hit it with a bat, the government came to investigate and found out it was an alien planning to destroy earth. They couldn't let the bartender keep his memories so they wiped his memory, now he lives in a dump eating cockroaches and not even his family recognizes him.

March 29, 2017

Anti-Joke

Why can’t the chicken fly?

I ate its wings.

March 3, 2017

Anti-Joke

Why do France people eat snails?

Because they don't like fast food!

December 12, 2016

Anti-Joke

Why is Donald Trump’s first name Donald?

Because he talks too much like Donald Duck!

December 7, 2016

Anti-Joke

What were my last words alive?

I look good!

September 5, 2016

Anti-Joke

What is the difference between a pirate and a school choir leader?

Pirates have a better voice. Why? The school teacher lost their voice yelling at poor innocent pupils. (Including my eyes.)

September 5, 2016

Anti-Joke

What is the difference between milk and a big piece of meat?

First off, meat is a solid and milk's a liquid. Also meat is from a sub-division e.g. chicken, beef, and pork. Foremost, milk does not have a size limit. Meat can only be a certain size of the animal but milk you can get hundreds of cows and take it into a huge jug.